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The Tradoor Guy
TRUST ME BRO

THE
TRADOOR
GUY

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BUY $TRADOORSEE MY PROFITS
SCROLL FOR ALPHA
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE • DYOR • BUY $TRADOOR • TRUST THE PROCESS • NFA • WAGMI • LFG • NGMI IF YOU DOUBT •

THE $TRADOOR TOKEN

The only token endorsed by a guy in a propeller hat

$TRADOOR Coin
$TRADOOR
TOTAL SUPPLY
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1 BILLION tokens
LAUNCHED ON
PumpFunPUMPFUN
USE CASE
ABSOLUTELY NONE
(But that's the point)
WHY BUY?
  • ✓ Cool coin with face on it
  • ✓ Propeller hat = smart
  • ✓ Trust me bro
  • ✓ What could go wrong?

HOW TO TRADE

(Official Guide by The Tradoor Guy himself)

📝 The Tradoor Guy's Trading Tutorial
1

Open your wallet

Make sure you have SOL. If not, sell something. Maybe your car?

2

Find $TRADOOR on PumpFun

Search for the coin with the beautiful face. You'll know it when you see it.

3

Set slippage to 69%

It's not just a number, it's a lifestyle. Also helps with the bots.

4

Click BUY

Don't think. Just click. Thinking is for people who miss pumps.

5

HODL forever

Diamond hands activated. Delete the app. See you in Valhalla.

6

Tell everyone

Shill to friends, family, pets. Even your plants need to know.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is NOT financial advice. The Tradoor Guy is literally a cartoon. Please do your own research. Or don't. I'm not your dad.

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MY LEGENDARY PROFITS

100% real, definitely not photoshopped

Tradoor Guy with Money
GET LIKE ME
PNL Card 1

$3,150 NET GAIN 🚀

PNL Card 2

$2,150 SOL PROFIT 💎

PNL Card 3

$1,245 SOL PROFIT 🔥

* Past performance does not guarantee future results. But it does guarantee bragging rights.

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TRADES MADE
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LOSSES (trust me)
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IQ (VERIFIED)

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

*Names changed to protect the financially reckless

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I showed my wife the chart and now I live in my car. But a NICE car.

A
Anonymous Trader
Former Millionaire
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The Tradoor Guy told me to buy. I bought. I'm still buying. Send help.

C
Chad McChaddington
Full-time HODLer
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I don't know what I bought but the propeller hat guy seemed confident.

K
Karen's Husband
Crypto Enthusiast
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WAGMI? More like WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT EVENTUALLY... right?

H
Hopeful Harry
Diamond Hands Since Birth

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Questions we made up to seem legitimate

Are you serious? It's a coin with my face on it. Of course it is. Not financial advice though. Or is it? It's not. Unless...? 🤔

Soon™. Could be tomorrow. Could be never. Time is a social construct anyway. Just HODL and stop asking.

I am you. You are me. We are all The Tradoor Guy on this blessed day. Also I'm a professional trader with a propeller hat. Very serious.

The utility is owning something with my beautiful face on it. That's it. That's the utility. You're welcome.

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Also no. But also I can't guarantee anything. But also trust me bro. But also DYOR.

You don't. Support contacts YOU. Usually at 3 AM with alpha. Stay vigilant.